I Went To The Doctor

With Wives, Men Hide Behind The Air Of Bravado, Which Is Basically A Defence Mechanism, I Think. Clever Creatures, Women. Very Clever.

The Mother-in-law Came Round Last Week. It Was Absolutely Pouring Down. So I Opened The Door And I Saw Her There And I Said, 'mother, Don't Just Stand There In The Rain. Go Home.'

Slumps Don't Bother Me.

I Used To Sell Furniture For A Living. The Trouble Was, It Was My Own.

Everyone Has A Family Tree; The Dawsons Have One, It's A Weeping Willow.