I Know Really, Really Famous

Actors Always Talk About Taking Their Work Home And I Always Think: 'what Are You On? You Just Turn It Off. You Are At Work And Then You Go Home.'

Never Go Anywhere You Have To Wear Brown Shoes.

I Never Go On The Net Or The Web, Or Whatever It's Called.

I Know Really, Really Famous People Who Are Terrified Every Time They Walk On To A Stage.

I Really Have No Interest In Delivering The Iambic Pentameter, I Just Want To Kill Myself. I Don't Mind Other People Doing It. I Say That, But Really I Don't Want To Watch Other People Doing It. I Get Embarrassed.