I Learn The Lines That

A Child Did Approach Me In A Restaurant In Cornwall, But He Thought I Was Gandalf.

I Promise Myself That I Would Go And Do A Play Every Year.

I Used To Be Gay, But I Was Forced To Give It Up, Because It Made My Eyes Water.

I Learn The Lines That Jk Rowling Or Whoever Writes Them, And Say Them.

I'm An Anorak. I've Always Been An Obsessive Collector Of Things. Richard Briers Collects Stamps. I Collect Cars And Guns, Which Are Much More Expensive, And Much More Difficult To Store.