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I Lent A Friend Of Mine $10,000 For Plastic Surgery And Now I Don't Know What He Looks Like.
-Emo Philips
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I Lent A Friend Of
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I Lent A Friend Of Mine $10,000 For Plastic Surgery And Now I Don't Know What He Looks Like.
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