I Like Champagne Because It

When It Came To Writing About Wine, I Did What Almost Everybody Does - Faked It

I Like Champagne Because It Always Tastes As Though My Foot's Asleep.

New York Was The Glamorous Town That You Only See Now In Old Movies And On Broadway Stages. The Sky Was Lit Up With Dancing Neon Signs. It Was Safe To Walk Out In The Streets.

When I Got To The Hospice I Was Under The Impression It Would Be A Two- Or Three-week Stay. But Here I Still Am, Six Weeks Later, And I've Gotten So Well Medicare Won't Pay For Me Anymore.

Television Has A Real Problem. They Have No Page Two.