Don't Commit Suicide, Because You

While My Friends Were Discussing Pearl Harbor As The Country's Problem, I Took It Personally. It Dawned On Me That The Japanese Attack Could Be My Ticket Out Of High School.

I Like Champagne Because It Always Tastes As Though My Foot's Asleep.

This Is What Makes Me Happy: Remembering Where I Put My House Keys.

The Things That Matter Most Are Not Things.

I Know It's Very Egocentric To Believe That Someone Is Put On Earth For A Reason. In My Case, I Like To Think I Was.