This Is What Makes Me

Television Has A Real Problem. They Have No Page Two. Consequently Every Big Story Gets The Same Play And Comes Across To The Viewer As A Really Big, Scary One.

The Things That Matter Most Are Not Things.

If You Attack The Establishment Long Enough And Hard Enough, They Will Make You A Member Of It.

We Seem To Be Going Through A Period Of Nostalgia, And Everyone Seems To Think Yesterday Was Better Than Today. I Don't Think It Was, And I Would Advise You Not To Wait Ten Years Before Admitting Today Was Great. If You're Hung Up On Nostalgia, Pretend Today Is Yesterday And Just Go Out And Have One Hell Of A Time.

Put Yourself In Hamlet's Shoes. Suppose You Were A Prince, And You Came Back From College To Discover That Your Uncle Had Murdered Your Father And Married Your Mother, And You Fell In Love With A Beautiful Girl And Mistakenly Murdered Her Father, And Then She Went Crazy And Drowned Herself. What Would You Do? Go Back For A Masters?