I Didn't Go On Dialysis

I Have No Idea Where I'm Going But Here's The Real Question: What Am I Doing Here In The First Place?

A Bad Liver Is To A Frenchman What A Nervous Breakdown Is To An American. Everyone Has Had One And Everyone Wants To Talk About It.

I Contemplated Suicide. My Main Concern Was That I Would Not Make The New York Times Obituary Page.

I Don't Know Whether It's Normal Or Not, But Sex Has Always Been Something That I Take Seriously. I Would Put It Higher Than Tennis On My List Of Constructive Things To Do.

... I Could Have Said Something Profound, But You Would Have Forgotten It In 15 Minutes - Which Is The Afterlife Of A Graduation Speech.