I Contemplated Suicide. My Main

The Best Things In Life Aren't Things.

The Reason I Don't Play Golf Is Because I Was A Caddie When I Was 13. Women Never Gave Up A Golf Ball That Was Lost Somewhere In The Trees And Thicket And Down Through The Poison Ivy. It Was During One Of These Searches That I Vowed To The Lord Above That If I Ever Earned Enough Money I Would Never Set Foot On A Course Again.

As The Economy Gets Better, Everything Else Gets Worse.

On The Whole I Woke Up In The Morning And Was Happy To Be Alive.

Don't Commit Suicide, Because You Might Change Your Mind Two Weeks Later.