I Like To Do Things

Nowadays, When A Speaker Tells The Graduates That The Future Is Theirs--is That A Promise Or A Threat?

Experience Is What You Have After You've Forgotten Her Name.

This Is How It Is Today: The Teachers Are Afraid Of The Principals. The Principals Are Afraid Of The Superintendents. The Superintendents Are Afraid Of The Board Of Education. The Board Is Afraid Of The Parents. The Parents Are Afraid Of The Children. The Children Are Afraid Of Nothing!

Committee - A Group Of Men Who Keep Minutes And Waste Hours.

Sex At Eighty-four Is Terrific, Especially The One In The Winter.