Experience Is What You Have

Sir, I Didn't Deserve The Grade You Gave Me On This Test. Do You Know A Lower One?

We Owe A Lot To Thomas Edison - If It Wasn't For Him, We'd Be Watching Television By Candlelight.

If Evolution Really Works, How Come Mothers Only Have Two Hands?

I Made A Terrible Mistake Last Christmas. My Wife Made Me Swear That I Wouldn't Give Her A Fancy Gift. And I Didn't.

Laughter Is An Instant Vacation.