I Made A Terrible Mistake

My Brother Applied For Work, But Was Told By The Company That It Had More Employees Than It Needed. My Brother Said, "don't Worry. The Little Bit Of Work I Do Won't Be Noticed !!!"

War Toys Are Scary. They Have A Rocket Launcher With A Bayonet Attached, In Case You Miss.

A Thing Of Beauty Is A Job Forever.

Do You Want To Feel Insecure? Count The Number Of Christmas Cards You Sent Out, And Then Count Those You Received.

Sir, I Didn't Deserve The Grade You Gave Me On This Test. Do You Know A Lower One?