Laughter Is An Instant Vacation.

The Post Office Is Very Careful Nowadays. When They Get A Package Marked "fragile," They Throw It Underhand.

Sex At Eighty-four Is Terrific, Especially The One In The Winter.

The Only Thing That Can Break A Piece Of Valentine Candy Is Another Piece Of Valentine Candy.

It's Always Consoling To Know That Today's Christmas Gifts Are Tomorrow's Garage Sales.

He Was Such A Bad Writer, They Revoked His Poetic License.