It's Always Consoling To Know

A Young Man Fills Out An Application For A Job And Does Well Until He Gets To The Last Question, "who Should We Notify In Case Of An Accident?" He Mulls It Over And Then Writes, "anybody In Sight!"

I Bought My Mother-in-law A Beautiful Chair For Christmas, But She Won't Let Me Plug It In.

A Good Wife Always Forgives Her Husband When She's Wrong.

At The Christmas Party, The Secretary With The Long Red Hair Ate Three Pickles, And Four Salesmen Panicked.

At Christmas You Can Get Real Bargains. I Saw One Item Marked Down Ten Dollars. It Was A Yacht.