A Good Wife Always Forgives

A Thing Of Beauty Is A Job Forever.

I Feel Like Zsa Zsa Gabor's Sixth Husband. I Know What I'm Supposed To Do, But I Don't Know How To Make It Interesting.

She Was Nice To Him On Valentine's Day. She Gave Him A Heart-shaped Rash.

I Just Read About A Schoolteacher Who Got Hurt. She Was Grading Papers On A Curve!

I Don't Mind Personal Insults, But When You Insult The Jokes That I Tell You're Insulting Fred Allen, Bob Hope, Burns And Allen, Trevor Mcgee And Molly Picon.