She Was Nice To Him

A Good Wife Always Forgives Her Husband When She's Wrong.

On Valentine's Day, I Wired Flowers For My Mother-in-law, But She Found The Fuse.

My Son Asked For Very Little - A Kickstand, With A Motorcycle Attached.

I Bought My Mother-in-law A Beautiful Chair For Christmas, But She Won't Let Me Plug It In.

This Is How It Is Today: The Teachers Are Afraid Of The Principals. The Principals Are Afraid Of The Superintendents. The Superintendents Are Afraid Of The Board Of Education. The Board Is Afraid Of The Parents. The Parents Are Afraid Of The Children. The Children Are Afraid Of Nothing!