On Valentine's Day, I Wired

There Are A Lot Of Things Money Can't Buy. Not One Of Them Is On My Son's List.

Do You Want To Feel Insecure? Count The Number Of Christmas Cards You Sent Out, And Then Count Those You Received.

It's Rough To Go Through Life With Your Contents Looking As If They Settled During Shipping.

Remember When You Had Your Face Lifted... And The Guy Brought It Back.

I Bought My Mother-in-law A Beautiful Chair For Christmas, But She Won't Let Me Plug It In.