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Laughter Is An Instant Vacation.

I Like To Do Things For My Wife On Valentine's Day. I Open The Door For Her When She Puts Laundry In The Washing Machine.

My Son Gave Me A Nice Bottle Of Cologne - Eau De Owe.

I Just Bought A Great Gift For My Boss - A Leaky Ant Farm.

The Post Office Is Very Careful Nowadays. When They Get A Package Marked "fragile," They Throw It Underhand.