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The Post Office Is Very Careful Nowadays. When They Get A Package Marked "fragile," They Throw It Underhand.

-Milton Berle

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The Post Office Is Very

Milton Berle

The Post Office Is Very Careful Nowadays. When They Get A Package Marked "fragile," They Throw It Underhand.

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