Jews Don't Drink Much Because

My Wife Sent Me A Valentine Card That Said, "take My Heart, Take My Lips, Take My Soul." That's Just Like Her. She Kept The Good Parts For Herself.

You're Aging When Your Actions Creak Louder Than Your Words.

I Never Stole A Joke In My Life. I Just Find Them Before They're Lost.

Laughter Is The Best Medicine In The World.

They've Finally Come Up With The Perfect Office Computer. If It Makes A Mistake, It Blames Another Computer.