I Never Stole A Joke

At The Christmas Party, The Secretary With The Long Red Hair Ate Three Pickles, And Four Salesmen Panicked.

I Have A Brother Who Is Afraid To Go To Sleep, He Dreams He's Working.

Money Can't Buy You Happiness. It Just Helps You Look For It In More Places.

My Wife Is A Real Puritan. She Thinks Licking The Stamp On The Envelope Of A Valentine Is Foreplay.

I Gave My Wife A Twenty-five-dollar Gift Certificate. She Used It As A Down Payment On A Mink Coat.