My Wife Is A Real

She Was Nice To Him On Valentine's Day. She Gave Him A Heart-shaped Rash.

Los Angeles Is The Home Of The Three Little White Lies: "the Ferrari Is Paid For," "the Mortgage Is Assumable," And "it's Just A Cold Sore!

Do You Realise That Eve Was The Only Woman Who Ever Took A Man's Side?

Valentine's Day Is The Day When You Remember That Cupid Was A Lousy Shot.

This Man's Wife Told Him, "for Christmas, Surprise Me." On Christmas Eve He Leaned Over Where She Was Sleeping And Said, "boo!"