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Los Angeles Is The Home Of The Three Little White Lies: "the Ferrari Is Paid For," "the Mortgage Is Assumable," And "it's Just A Cold Sore!

-Milton Berle

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Los Angeles Is The Home

Milton Berle

Los Angeles Is The Home Of The Three Little White Lies: "the Ferrari Is Paid For," "the Mortgage Is Assumable," And "it's Just A Cold Sore!

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