I Bought An Ideal Gift

Sir, I Didn't Deserve The Grade You Gave Me On This Test. Do You Know A Lower One?

Radio... That Wonderful Invention By Which I Can Reach Millions Of People... Who Fortunately Can't Reach Me.

This Man's Wife Told Him, "for Christmas, Surprise Me." On Christmas Eve He Leaned Over Where She Was Sleeping And Said, "boo!"

The Company Accountant Is Shy And Retiring. He's Shy A Quarter Of A Million Dollars. That's Why He's Retiring.

My Son Asked For Very Little - A Kickstand, With A Motorcycle Attached.