I Have A Brother Who

A Man Falls Down A Flight Of Stairs And Somebody Rushes Over To Him And Asks, Did You Miss A Step? No, He Answers, I Hit Every One Of Them!

What An Orchestra! They Just Sit There, But Their Minds Are Thousands Of Miles Away With Their Bookies.

My Son Asked For Very Little - A Kickstand, With A Motorcycle Attached.

All My Wife Wanted For Valentine's Day Was A Little Card - American Express.

For Christmas The Just Came Out With A Battery-operated Battery. But The Batteries Aren't Included.