For Christmas The Just Came

My Wife Can't Figure Out What To Buy Me. What Do You Give A Man Who's Had Everything Up To Here?

Sir, I Didn't Deserve The Grade You Gave Me On This Test. Do You Know A Lower One?

Valentine's Day - A Nice Holiday Because It's The First Day Of The Rest Of Your Wife.

One Of Those Christmas Songs Says, "you Better Not Shout, You Better Not Cry, You Better Not Pout." How's My Wife Going To Get Along?

I Bought My Kid An Educational Toy To Help Him Make It Through Life. No Matter How You Put It Together, It's Wrong.