Valentine's Day - A Nice

I Just Filled Out My Income Tax Forms. Who Says You Can't Get Killed By A Blank?

My Doctor Told Me That Jogging Could Add Years To My Life. I Think He Was Right. I Feel Ten Years Older Already.

Valentine's Day - A Nice Holiday Because It's The First Day Of The Rest Of Your Wife.

My Sister-in-law Found A Real Surprise In Her Stockings - My Brother.

If Opportunity Doesn't Knock, Build A Door.