My Doctor Told Me That

One Teacher Recently Retired With A Half-million Dollars After 30 Years Of Working Hard, Caring, Dedicating Herself And Totally Immensing Herself In The Problems Of The Students. That Gave Her $50. The Rest Of The Money Came From The Death Of A Rich Uncle.

Why Are We Honoring This Man? Have We Run Out Of Human Beings?

They've Finally Come Up With The Perfect Office Computer. If It Makes A Mistake, It Blames Another Computer.

She Was Nice To Him On Valentine's Day. She Gave Him A Heart-shaped Rash.

Poverty Is Not A Disgrace, But It's Terribly Inconvenient.