Why Are We Honoring This

There Are A Lot Of Things Money Can't Buy. Not One Of Them Is On My Son's List.

Experience Is What You Have After You've Forgotten Her Name.

Anytime A Person Goes Into A Delicatessen And Orders A Pastrami On White Bread, Somewhere A Jew Dies.

I Bought An Ideal Gift For My Mother-in-law - A Battery-operated Mouth.

I Wanted To Get The Guy Who Works Next To Me In The Office Something He Really Wants, But How Do You Wrap Up A Saloon?