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I Was In A Department Store And I Saw A Weird-looking Gadget. I Asked The Young Saleslady What It Was. She Answered, "it Doesn't Do Anything. It's Just A Christmas Gift."

If Opportunity Doesn't Knock, Build A Door, But Only As Long As It's Not Visible From The Street.

We Owe A Lot To Thomas Edison - If It Wasn't For Him, We'd Be Watching Television By Candlelight.

You're Aging When Your Actions Creak Louder Than Your Words.

It's Amazing How Fast Later Comes When You Buy Now!