It's Amazing How Fast Later

I Take New Years With A Grain Of Salt And Three Aspirins.

Do You Realise That Eve Was The Only Woman Who Ever Took A Man's Side?

I Gave My Wife A Twenty-five-dollar Gift Certificate. She Used It As A Down Payment On A Mink Coat.

Our Local Department Store Had Two Santas - One For Regular Kids And One For Kids Who Wanted Ten Toys Or Less.

Valentine's Day Is Like Armistice Day - You Declare A Truce.