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Our Local Department Store Had Two Santas - One For Regular Kids And One For Kids Who Wanted Ten Toys Or Less.

-Milton Berle

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Our Local Department Store Had

Milton Berle

Our Local Department Store Had Two Santas - One For Regular Kids And One For Kids Who Wanted Ten Toys Or Less.

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