At Christmas You Can Get

Do You Want To Feel Insecure? Count The Number Of Christmas Cards You Sent Out, And Then Count Those You Received.

I Just Read About A Schoolteacher Who Got Hurt. She Was Grading Papers On A Curve!

Just Remember, Golf Is Flog Spelled Backwards.

You Can Lead A Man To Congress, But You Can't Make Him Think.

Most Attorneys Practice Law Because It Gives Them A Grand And Glorious Feeling. You Give Them A Grand - And They Feel Glorious.