Just Remember, Golf Is Flog

I Don't Date Women My Age. There Aren't Any.

You're Aging When Your Actions Creak Louder Than Your Words.

A Young Man Fills Out An Application For A Job And Does Well Until He Gets To The Last Question, "who Should We Notify In Case Of An Accident?" He Mulls It Over And Then Writes, "anybody In Sight!"

I Just Filled Out My Income Tax Forms. Who Says You Can't Get Killed By A Blank?

I Don't Worry Too Much About Sex Education In The Schools. If The Kids Learn It Like They Do Everything Else, They Won't Know How.