You're Aging When Your Actions

When I Was In School, One Of My Teachers Was Crazy About Me. I Once Heard Her Tell Another Teacher, "i Wish He Was My Kid For One Day!"

I Bought A Christmas Tree For Twenty Dollars. When I Came Home The Next Day, My Wife Was Wearing It In Her Hair.

This Is How It Is Today: The Teachers Are Afraid Of The Principals. The Principals Are Afraid Of The Superintendents. The Superintendents Are Afraid Of The Board Of Education. The Board Is Afraid Of The Parents. The Parents Are Afraid Of The Children. The Children Are Afraid Of Nothing!

Valentine's Day Is Like Armistice Day - You Declare A Truce.

I Just Filled Out My Income Tax Forms. Who Says You Can't Get Killed By A Blank?