When I Was In School,

When I Was In School, One Of My Teachers Was Crazy About Me. I Once Heard Her Tell Another Teacher, "i Wish He Was My Kid For One Day!"

War Toys Are Scary. They Have A Rocket Launcher With A Bayonet Attached, In Case You Miss.

My Brother Applied For Work, But Was Told By The Company That It Had More Employees Than It Needed. My Brother Said, "don't Worry. The Little Bit Of Work I Do Won't Be Noticed !!!"

I Really Doubt Whether Evolution Ever Works, How Then Come Mothers Have Only Two Hands

Valentine's Day Is The Day When You Remember That Cupid Was A Lousy Shot.