I Really Doubt Whether Evolution

The Post Office Is Very Careful Nowadays. When They Get A Package Marked "fragile," They Throw It Underhand.

In Washington, A Man Gets Up To Speak And Doesn't Say A Thing, And The Other Men Disagree With Him For Three Hours.

I Bought A Christmas Tree For Twenty Dollars. When I Came Home The Next Day, My Wife Was Wearing It In Her Hair.

For Every Studen With A Spark Of Brilliance, There Are About Ten With Ignition Trouble.

A Thing Of Beauty Is A Job Forever.