In Washington, A Man Gets

One Of Those Christmas Songs Says, "you Better Not Shout, You Better Not Cry, You Better Not Pout." How's My Wife Going To Get Along?

I Bought A Christmas Tree For Twenty Dollars. When I Came Home The Next Day, My Wife Was Wearing It In Her Hair.

A Man Falls Down A Flight Of Stairs And Somebody Rushes Over To Him And Asks, Did You Miss A Step? No, He Answers, I Hit Every One Of Them!

At Eighty-two, I Feel Like A Twenty-year-old, But, Unfortunately, There's Never One Around.

You Look Like A Normal Person, If You Can Find A Normal Person Who Wants To Look Like That.