I Bought A Christmas Tree

Radio... That Wonderful Invention By Which I Can Reach Millions Of People... Who Fortunately Can't Reach Me.

This Is How It Is Today: The Teachers Are Afraid Of The Principals. The Principals Are Afraid Of The Superintendents. The Superintendents Are Afraid Of The Board Of Education. The Board Is Afraid Of The Parents. The Parents Are Afraid Of The Children. The Children Are Afraid Of Nothing!

You're Aging When Your Actions Creak Louder Than Your Words.

The Only Thing That Can Break A Piece Of Valentine Candy Is Another Piece Of Valentine Candy.

My Son Gave Me A Nice Bottle Of Cologne - Eau De Owe.