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Experience Is What You Have After You've Forgotten Her Name.

Radio... That Wonderful Invention By Which I Can Reach Millions Of People... Who Fortunately Can't Reach Me.

Valentine's Day - A Nice Holiday Because It's The First Day Of The Rest Of Your Wife.

My Wife Calls Our Waterbed The Dead Sea.

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