My Wife Calls Our Waterbed

They've Got Plastic Christmas Trees Now. They're Hard To Tell From The Real Aluminum Ones.

You're Aging When Your Actions Creak Louder Than Your Words.

Poverty Is Not A Disgrace, But It's Terribly Inconvenient.

If Evolution Really Works, How Come Mothers Only Have Two Hands?

Do You Realise That Eve Was The Only Woman Who Ever Took A Man's Side?