All My Wife Wanted For

It's Rough To Go Through Life With Your Contents Looking As If They Settled During Shipping.

Radio... That Wonderful Invention By Which I Can Reach Millions Of People... Who Fortunately Can't Reach Me.

All My Wife Wanted For Valentine's Day Was A Little Card - American Express.

I Know Why Superman Left Krypton. Earth Was The Only Place Where He Could Get Steriods!

He Was Such A Bad Writer, They Revoked His Poetic License.