It's Rough To Go Through

My Wife Can't Figure Out What To Buy Me. What Do You Give A Man Who's Had Everything Up To Here?

Every Year My Boss Used To Give Me A Bottle Of Expensive Brandy Because I'd Told Him That My Doctor Suggested A Drink Once In A While. This Year My Boss Gave Me The Name Of A New Doctor.

My Sister-in-law Found A Real Surprise In Her Stockings - My Brother.

Why Are We Honoring This Man? Have We Run Out Of Human Beings?

War Toys Are Scary. They Have A Rocket Launcher With A Bayonet Attached, In Case You Miss.