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If I Had A Dollar For Every Time I Said That, I'd Be Making Money In A Very Weird Way.

That Would Be Cool If The Earth's Crust Was Made Out Of Graham Cracker. It Would Disappear Just Like The Ozone Layer, But For Completely Different Reasons.

I Wanted To Buy A Candle Holder, But The Store Didn't Have One. So I Got A Cake.

When Someone Hands You A Flyer, It's Like They're Saying Here You Throw This Away.

I Like It When You Buy Something And Pay With A Credit Card, They Put Your Credit Card On The Receipt, But Only The Last Four Numbers. Aha! I'm Really Good At Guessing Twelve Numbers. I Can't Guess 16 Numbers, So Thanks For The Assistance!