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If Spiderman Was Real, And I Was A Criminal, And He Shot Me With His Web, I Would Say, "dude, Thanks For The Hammock."

I Don't Have A Girlfriend. I Just Know A Girl Who Would Get Really Mad If She Heard Me Say That.

I Would Like It If Four People Did A Cartwheel All At Once... So I Can Make A Cart.

If I Was A Mechanic And Someone Called Me And Said Their Car Would Not Start, I Would Say, "hey - Maybe A Killer Is After You!"

I Tried To Walk Into Target, But I Missed. I Think The Entrance To Target Should Have People Splattered All Around.