I Like To Watch Mtv

My First Job Was Baby-sitting. I Had A Great Time Because I Love Kids. Sometimes, When I'm Having A Bad Day, I'm Like: "oh, You Know What? I'm Going To Chuck It In And Become A Kindergarten Teacher!"

I Loved Catwoman's Sense Of Humor. I Love How Sly She Is. I Love How She, To Use A Cat Metaphor, Walks The Fence And You Don't Know Which Side She's Going To Come Down On. She's Totally Independent. And Let's Face It, She's Badass.

I Like To Watch Mtv For Escapist Pleasure, But When I Saw Snooki, I Saw My Twin. I Couldn't Lose Myself In The Show Anymore Because There I Was.

Ladies: Anne Hathaway Is A Feminist And She Has Amazing Teeth. Let's Save Our Bad Attitudes For The Ones Who Aren't Advancing The Cause.

I Will Help The Good Fight Continue Until That Long Awaited Moment Arrives, When Our Rights Are Equal And When The Political Limits On Love Have Been Smashed.