I Live By Three Rules:

You Can't Make A Souffle Rise Twice.

He Looks As Though He's Been Weaned On A Pickle.

I've Always Believed In The Adage That The Secret Of Eternal Youth Is Arrested Development.

If You Don't Have Anything Nice To Say About Anyone..come Sit By Me.

[on Washington, D.c.:] A Town Of Successful Men And The Women They Married Before They Were Successful.