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He Looks As Though He's Been Weaned On A Pickle.

If You Don't Have Anything Nice To Say About Anyone..come Sit By Me.

If You Haven't Got Anything Nice To Say About Anybody, Come Sit Next To Me.

If You Can't Think Of Anything Nice To Say, Come Sit Here Beside Me.

I'm The Only Topless Octogenarian In Washington.