If You Can't Think Of

I've Always Believed In The Adage That The Secret Of Eternal Youth Is Arrested Development.

[remark About Calvin Coolidge She Says Was Erroneously Attributed To Her:] I Do Wish He Did Not Look As If He Had Been Weaned On A Pickle.

People In Washington Seem As Hypnotized By Precedence As Though They Were Hens With Their Beaks On A Chalk Line.

If You Have Nothing Good To Say About Anyone, Come And Sit With Me.

I'm The Only Topless Octogenarian In Washington.