If You Have Nothing Good

My Father Always Wanted To Be The Corpse At Every Funeral, The Bride At Every Wedding And The Baby At Every Christening.

I Can Be President Of The United States, Or I Can Control Alice. I Cannot Possibly Do Both.

[on Washington, D.c.:] A Town Of Successful Men And The Women They Married Before They Were Successful.

People In Washington Seem As Hypnotized By Precedence As Though They Were Hens With Their Beaks On A Chalk Line.

I'm The Only Topless Octogenarian In Washington.